September 20, 2011 / 5:52PM

Why I live with this historian

  • Marri: Don't cry at work. Cry in front of your advisor's office for variety!
  • Meehow: It's just shitty as f*ck. I don't want to live with my parents, clutching my Master's degree in my sleep.
  • Marri: I will live on my friends' couches and use my MA as a napkin.
  • Meehow: LMAO

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August 7, 2011 / 9:26PM 6 notes

Sunday night

  • Friend: Wassup?
  • Meehow: I'm all showered and moisturized, watching True Blood and wishing for another weekend. I also have a wrist injury... You?
  • Meehow: Marri says that text makes it sound like I've been masturbating all day, which I can assure you is not the case.

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August 4, 2011 / 2:35PM 892 notes
  • Grandma: That guy was staring at you!
  • Me: He was? Okay.
  • Grandma: He wouldn't take his eyes off you!
  • Me: I dress well.
  • Grandma: No, he wanted to eat you up.
  • Me: Okay, Grams... moving on.
  • Grandma: You're my grandson. You inherited hotness from me. Own it!
  • Me: [laughing so hard, I was about to pee]

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May 29, 2011 / 1:26AM 3 notes
  • Me: I'm naked.
  • Marri: This is a "come as you are" party.

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May 16, 2011 / 11:01PM 3 notes
  • Me: Twitter is out of control
  • Marri: You're out of control
  • Marri: P.S. Whoever ends up breaking the sex noise silence gets a cake
  • Marri: With big icing winking face

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April 27, 2011 / 3:56PM

On Spring

  • Meehow: I think spring is going to my head.
  • Marri: Are you feeling frisky?
  • Meehow: Hahah. Yeah. FRISKY.
  • Marri: I envision you skipping up the mountain.

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April 16, 2011 / 10:35AM

Random text

  • Marri: Hey sexy bitch~
  • Me: Bahaha, are you drunk before noon?
  • Marri: God, no!
  • Me: Did you get arrested and need bail?
  • Marri: No ;)
  • Me: I'm out of guesses, but maybe you wanna come hold my hand while they thread my eyebrows.

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March 28, 2011 / 6:00AM

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March 27, 2011 / 6:00PM

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March 26, 2011 / 12:00PM

Rocky Horror Picture Show

  • Aussi: Hello, my sweet transvestite from Montreal. Don't forget to come over for le movie (RHPS)
  • Me: I hope this was a mass text..
  • Aussi: Nope. Just for you!

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Till The End (of my present grad school misery)

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